HOLY CRAP.

Yes please oh my god imagine Jake being hired to capture Dirk and Dirk just being tied up in his ship waiting to be delivered to whoever put a bounty on his head and all of a sudden some blue lady pops her head up out of the bedroom like what’s going on??

And Dirk just stares at Jake who’s like UHHH„ kind of forgot you were still here haha„, Oh goodness I am so sorry I will take you back to your planet as soon as I drop this fella off for a couple grand I promise.

Dirk’s like WOW classy, bro. And Jake’s just like you are a prisoner you don’t have a right to make opinions on me!!! And Dirk’s like at least have the decency to drop her off before me. Ladies first and all that shit.

And then Dirk escapes the minute they land on the blue lady’s planet and winks at Jake right before Jake realizes his entire ship has been hacked and fried.

HOLY CRAP.

Yes please oh my god imagine Jake being hired to capture Dirk and Dirk just being tied up in his ship waiting to be delivered to whoever put a bounty on his head and all of a sudden some blue lady pops her head up out of the bedroom like what’s going on??

And Dirk just stares at Jake who’s like UHHH„ kind of forgot you were still here haha„, Oh goodness I am so sorry I will take you back to your planet as soon as I drop this fella off for a couple grand I promise.

Dirk’s like WOW classy, bro. And Jake’s just like you are a prisoner you don’t have a right to make opinions on me!!! And Dirk’s like at least have the decency to drop her off before me. Ladies first and all that shit.

And then Dirk escapes the minute they land on the blue lady’s planet and winks at Jake right before Jake realizes his entire ship has been hacked and fried.

Dirk and Jake as a few of the last humans in the universe.

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Tch
Anime protagonist with a tortured past that is still trying to grasp the magic of friendship (via thecornhusker)
machinemegido:

i couldnt help myself

machinemegido:

i couldnt help myself

vergess asked: I realize "you won't be able to forget your pasta together" is almost certainly a typo, but I wonder. How would Dirk and Jake break up because of spaghetti? Or was it bowtie noodles? Penne? I must know

SHIT I caught that like 15 seconds after I posted y’all are sharp on me.

It was because Jake needed a little elbow noodle/room and Dirk was an overbearing ravioli.

The Front Bottoms - Funny You Should Ask
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hideouskojima:

Because you were younger then
And thought you didn’t have to care about anyone
But you’re older now
And you wish that you could

Gay werewolf medieval DaveJake AU ft. Dirk what more could you want.

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theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP stuck in an elevator after they’ve had a fight. 

aikzan:

cheers!

aikzan:

cheers!